Caliban - Bastard Son of the Obscene (thedarklinglord) wrote,
Caliban - Bastard Son of the Obscene

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Because I don't look creepy and unbalanced enough already...

The muscles below my left eye and above my right eye are twitching. Luckily they aren't twitching in unison, so it probably just looks like I'm having a stroke. Maybe someone will notice and send me home? Yeah, and maybe I'll get home to find Christina Ricci sitting on my front steps, buck naked and holding a briefcase full of cash.

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